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Never Slow Dance With a Zombie

Author : E. Van Lowe
Publisher : Tor Teen
Release Date : 2009-08-18
ISBN 10 : 1429940263
Pages : 256 pages
Rating : 4.2/5 (94 users)

Download Never Slow Dance With a Zombie PDF Full or another Format written by E. Van Lowe and published by Tor Teen. This book was released on 2009-08-18 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising: Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies. Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality. Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way. On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing! Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive.... “An unabashedly silly send-up of paranormal romance novels.” - Strange Horizons At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Never Slow Dance with A Zombie

Author : Ehrich Van Lowe
Publisher : Tor Teen
Release Date : 2010-09-01
ISBN 10 : 0765360179
Pages : 272 pages
Rating : 4.1/5 (36 users)

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Zombies in America

Author : Diane Bailey
Publisher : The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
Release Date : 2011-12-15
ISBN 10 : 9781448855926
Pages : 50 pages
Rating : 4.8/5 (448 users)

Download Zombies in America PDF Full or another Format written by Diane Bailey and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2011-12-15 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The very real origins of zombies and the very unreal legends that have developed since are explored in this exciting volume. Among the legends, the earliest New Orleans voodoo priestess and the Night of the Living Dead are brought forth. Readers and zombie enthusiasts alike can explore some of the most exciting legends that the living dead have to offer.

The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 21

Author : Stephen Jones
Publisher : Hachette UK
Release Date : 2010-10-28
ISBN 10 : 9781849016728
Pages : 512 pages
Rating : 4.0/5 (849 users)

Download The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 21 PDF Full or another Format written by Stephen Jones and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-10-28 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The year's best, and darkest, tales of terror, showcasing the most outstanding new short stories and novellas by both contemporary masters of the macabre and exciting newcomers. As ever, this acclaimed anthology also offers the most comprehensive annual overview of horror around the world in all its incarnations; a comprehensive necrology of famous names; and a list of indispensable contact addresses for the dedicated horror fan and writer alike. The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror remains the world's leading annual anthology dedicated solely to presenting the best in contemporary horror fiction. Praise for Stephen Jones: 'The best horror anthologist in the business is, of course, Stephen Jones, whose Mammoth Book of Best New Horror is one of the major bargains of this as of any other year.' Roz Kavaney 'An essential volume for horror readers.' Locus 'Stephen Jones . . . has a better sense of the genre than almost anyone in this country.' Lisa Tuttle, The Times Books

They Suck, They Bite, They Eat, They Kill

Author : Joni Richards Bodart
Publisher : Scarecrow Press
Release Date : 2012
ISBN 10 : 9780810882270
Pages : 301 pages
Rating : 4.8/5 (81 users)

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The Publishers Weekly

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Publisher :
Release Date : 2009
ISBN 10 : UCSD:31822036342608
Pages : 692 pages
Rating : 4.8/5 (31 users)

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The Zombie Movie Encyclopedia, Volume 2: 2000_ÑÐ2010

Author : Peter Dendle
Publisher : McFarland
Release Date : 2012-10-19
ISBN 10 : 9780786492886
Pages : 293 pages
Rating : 4.4/5 (786 users)

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Earth Angel

Author : E. Van Lowe
Publisher :
Release Date : 2011-12
ISBN 10 : 0983632936
Pages : 190 pages
Rating : 4.9/5 (632 users)

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Boyfriend from Hell

Author : E. Van Lowe
Publisher :
Release Date : 2011-08-01
ISBN 10 : 0983632901
Pages : 260 pages
Rating : 4.9/5 (632 users)

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Square Squire and the Journey to DreamState

Author : Duane Filer
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2015-04-17
ISBN 10 : 9781503560154
Pages : 280 pages
Rating : 4.5/5 (53 users)

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School Library Journal

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Publisher :
Release Date : 2010
ISBN 10 : PSU:000061877634
Pages : pages
Rating : 4.0/5 ( users)

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Max, The Diapered Zombie, Werewolf And Vampire Killer

Author : Barry Oliver
Publisher : AB Discovery
Release Date : 2023-02-22
ISBN 10 :
Pages : 793 pages
Rating : 4./5 ( users)

Download Max, The Diapered Zombie, Werewolf And Vampire Killer PDF Full or another Format written by Barry Oliver and published by AB Discovery. This book was released on 2023-02-22 with total page 793 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The complete three book compendium of the 'Diapered Max' series. Max was just a young boy with an unusual interest... in diapers. But his journey to understanding these things was very rudely disrupted... by zombies! And then in his next adventure, werewolves entered the fray and just to complete the trilogy of terror, a very unusual and powerful vampire enters the fray for the third and final instalment of this incredible story. Forget all the zombie, werewolf and vampire books and movies you have seen or read. Barry Oliver's startling three-book series delivers these other-worldy creatures like you've never seen them before. The zombies are fast. Superfast. And Vampires have never been so cruel and other-worldly. And who knew that werewolves could be... vegetarian? The 'Max, the Diapered Zombie, Werewolf and Vampire killer' three-book series will have you breathlessly turning the page to find out what has happened to your favourite character next. Thoroughly unpredictable, incredibly imaginative, and brilliantly written, this is a wonderful series for everyone to read. And you don't need to wear a diaper to do so. But you might wish you were when the Zombies attack!

Slow Dance

Author : Bonnie Sherr Klein
Publisher :
Release Date : 1997
ISBN 10 : 0394281616
Pages : 386 pages
Rating : 4.6/5 (281 users)

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Seven Five Four

Author : Dee D. G.
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2016-05-12
ISBN 10 : 9781514465370
Pages : 114 pages
Rating : 4.4/5 (514 users)

Download Seven Five Four PDF Full or another Format written by Dee D. G. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-05-12 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Its Curiosity & what happens if you think outside the Box , by walking into the unknown, Yet when you touch the darkness without fear. As For this Person who's an busy bee, Running away from its lifely duties, by hiding from the past to delete the present to discover how to deil with tasks at Hand, By saying Four Words only....

After the Dance

Author : Edwidge Danticat
Publisher : Vintage
Release Date : 2015-04-28
ISBN 10 : 9781101872925
Pages : 117 pages
Rating : 4.8/5 (11 users)

Download After the Dance PDF Full or another Format written by Edwidge Danticat and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In After the Dance, one of Haiti’s most renowned daughters returns to her homeland, taking readers on a stunning, exquisitely rendered journey beyond the hedonistic surface of Carnival and into its deep heart. Edwidge Danticat had long been scared off from Carnival by a loved one, who spun tales of people dislocating hips from gyrating with too much abandon, losing their voices from singing too loudly, going deaf from the clamor of immense speakers, and being punched, stabbed, pummeled, or fondled by other lustful revelers. Now an adult, she resolves to return and exorcise her Carnival demons. She spends the week before Carnival in the area around Jacmel, exploring the rolling hills and lush forests and meeting the people who live and die in them. During her journeys she traces the heroic and tragic history of the island, from French colonists and Haitian revolutionaries to American invaders and home-grown dictators. Danticat also introduces us to many of the performers, artists, and organizers who re-create the myths and legends that bring the Carnival festivities to life. When Carnival arrives, we watch as she goes from observer to participant and finally loses herself in the overwhelming embrace of the crowd. Part travelogue, part memoir, this is a lyrical narrative of a writer rediscovering her country along with a part of herself. It’s also a wonderful introduction to Haiti’s southern coast and to the true beauty of Carnival.

The Millionaires

Author : Inman Majors
Publisher : SIU Press
Release Date : 2009
ISBN 10 : 0393068021
Pages : 486 pages
Rating : 4.0/5 (68 users)

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Dancing with Werewolves

Author : Carole Nelson Douglas
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2009-06-16
ISBN 10 : 9781439167021
Pages : 400 pages
Rating : 4.1/5 (439 users)

Download Dancing with Werewolves PDF Full or another Format written by Carole Nelson Douglas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-06-16 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paranormal investigator Delilah Street, who watched underworld beings like vampires and witches move into the real world during a Y2K television broadcast as an orphan, moves to Las Vegas to search for a possible blood relative shown on CSI. It was the revelation of the millennium: witches, werewolves, vampires and other supernaturals are real. Fast-forward 13 years: TV reporter Delilah Street used to cover the small-town bogeyman beat back in Kansas, but now, in high-octane Las Vegas—which is run by a werewolf mob—she finds herself holding back the gates of Hell itself. But at least she has a hot new guy and one big bad wolfhound to help her out...